Craig’s List is like a giant classified page where people can post things, like stuff they have for sale. This ranges from pets like Striker to old books to antique smoking stands. There are nifty deals everywhere. But if you’re looking for a little more than a good bargain, they also have a personal ads section for people looking to hook up. There’s men seeking women, women seeking men, and even strictly platonic. Each of these sections are jammed packed with quality personal ads, some with the added bonus of genital pictures! Classy stuff, Craig. I wonder if you knew you list would end up so dirty in some sections?

You can find jobs, houses, and all other kinds of services and goods on the site. I don’t know why I’m explaining a site that’s been around for years and years during the internet ages, but it’s shockingly addicting. I check it everyday. I don’t truly need anything that’s on the site, but to know that it’s out there is oddly reassuring. We all need to know that junk exists. It motivates some of us as kids to become garbage men when we’re older. And where would we be without garbage men?

A giant pile of crap, that’s where. Oh by the way, here’s a deal.