New Stuff and ‘How to Talk to Girls’
So I saw today that a nine year old kid has a book deal based off his three page pamphlet on how to talk to girls that he wrote for a school book fair. Then Harper Collins bought the book idea from him and turned it into a forty six page deal, and now it’s being turned into a movie of the same title. From three, crayon drawn pages to 120+ for a full length script, this kid is my hero. Kind of a douche, but very clever. I guess it’s too late to try and sell my 3rd grade Young Author’s story called “How to tie your shoes.” If it ain’t sexy, it don’t sell.
I haven’t updated my blog in like two months, but I will try to do it more often. Starting January 1st, 2009, it will be updated every day with a new something something. For twenty six days. It’s a new experiment I’m trying. I hope people dig it, because I dig it. Oh and I’ve got a new video camera, so some video projects should be up soon. And new standup clips. Check for those soon.
See you soon kiddies. And stop writing books. You’re too young. And I’m too sour to appreciate them.