The worst movie of all time is about a month away from gracing the screens at your local theater. Here are some hints as to what it is:

Here’s another:

You get the idea. Here’s the terrible movie:

Disaster Movie. It’s telling you what it is right in the title. It will not be funny. It will barely be a movie. And the filmmakers will add bank to their rich pile. How does this happen? Why do they think having a black midget in a movie suddenly equals comedy?

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were quality spoof films. Even 3 and 4 were decent, since they were done by David Zucker of classic spoof movie fame. You could at least see the effort in those movies.

Then came the giant turds with some of the “writers” that collaborated on the previously mentioned films. Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet the Spartans. While Date and Epic are terrible, terrible films that try for the opposite of funny, Meet the Spartans may be the worst comedic attempt ever caught on film. I just watched the movie I know Who Killed Me with Lindsay Lohan recently. It’s not good. It’s really bad. But it’s a hell of a lot funnier as a drama than Meet the Spartans as a “comedy.”

Why was I watching I know Who Killed Me you ask? Because Lohan is stripping on the cover. If you’re the least bit interested in boobies, you should go out and rent it.

in conclusion, there’s a huge amount of bad coming this way towards the end of the summer. Cows will fall on heads. Vomit will spew. Superheroes will say the exact same lines from the movies they’re spoofing before getting hit in the nuts. A disaster is coming. I just wish it was a hurricane heading towards the houses of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

They’re the directors/writers. Here they are being douchey:

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